Trolling The Nation: “Lamb is barely trying and is just wide open.”
As we like to do after certain Cowboys wins, today we’re going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys en route to their first win of the season.
Unfortunately for us, and owing to the way game threads are organized this year, we only have comments from Commanders fans today. Either way, enjoy the game one more time.
Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game thread from Hogs Heaven. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy our site guidelines, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.
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| Commanders | Time to shine! |
| GhostofJKCooke | 10:24 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | I think this is must win. |
| Huxley college | 10:24 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Does Quinn ever have this team ready to play? |
| LucasO | 10:30 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Yeah we’re cooked. Cowboys are going to smoke us. |
| LionRoars1987 | 10:30 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Cowboys are going to put up 35 or 40 on us. |
| LionRoars1987 | 10:31 PM EDT | |
| The game literally just started. Relax. | |
| PotRoast McGee | 10:32 PM EDT | |
| LOL. First time? | |
| LionRoars1987 | 10:33 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Covering two elite type WRs is what’s complicating our coverage |
| mistamoe2 | 10:32 PM EDT | |
| (10:01) D.Prescott pass to C.Lamb for 3 yards, TOUCHDOWN. DAL 7 – WAS 0 |
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| Commanders | That was sad and too easy |
| Demj | 10:33 PM EDT | |
| (8:48) WAS punts | |
| Commanders | 30 years of this crap |
| avalon5556 | 10:37 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Where the blitz btw? The Cowboys plan just to have 6-7 blockers and have their wideouts run around |
| Eagles_are_a_joke202 | 10:37 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | This score will be 38-13 |
| Jet271 | 10:38 PM EDT | |
| (8:05) D.Prescott pass deep right to C.Lamb pushed ob at WAS 26 for 38 yards | |
| Commanders | This is so dumb. Dudes are just wide open everywhere |
| Taylor703 | 10:40 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Ceedee might go for 300 today. Helps if you don’t cover him |
| raekwon231 | 10:40 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Maybe all those people who said we were the second-worst team in the league were right |
| kilbyman | 10:40 PM EDT | |
| We can’t even win that !? | |
| Barnunn | 10:41 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Lamb is barely trying and is just wide open. |
| Huxley college | 10:42 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | We should cover Lamb |
| Skinneheel | 10:42 PM EDT | |
| Whoa lets not go crazy | |
| MWebber | 10:43 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Why don’t the Cowboys just pass every play, are they dumb? |
| Bacon meister og | 10:43 PM EDT | |
| (5:01) B.Aubrey 25 yard field goal is GOOD DAL 10 – WAS 0 |
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| Commanders | Next penalty “looking at Dak wrong, 15 yards” |
| Howard Roseman | 10:55 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Jayden’s elbow is fully healed, nice stiff arm. |
| Yankfully-Yours | 10:58 PM EDT | |
| Second Quarter | |
| Commanders | I’m loving JD’s running decisions, including avoiding hits, this game. |
| Moonage Daydream | 10:59 PM EDT | |
| (13:22) WAS field goal is GOOD DAL 10 – WAS 3 |
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| Commanders | The O look as if they’re unsure what to do. Think this is still off-season. |
| Huxley college | 11:05 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | 10-7 > 10-3 > 10-0 |
| Yankfully-Yours | 11:06 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Can somone please stop Lamb this drive |
| Anubis31 | 11:07 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Time for the D to settle down. Let’s see what made the Eagles game fun again. |
| iHoop | 11:08 PM EDT | |
| Dallas O looks better than Philly | |
| Huxley college | 11:08 PM EDT | |
| Eagles barely beat Titans. Dont get excited | |
| Al smith | 11:09 PM EDT | |
| Their OL in particular is protecting their QB better. | |
| Eboracum | 11:09 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Dak is free all day like OJ |
| DelawareDave | 11:10 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Need to pressure Dak more |
| 68Pontiac | 11:12 PM EDT | |
| Great idea | |
| Skinneheel | 11:12 PM EDT | |
| (9:55) D.Prescott pass to J.Ferguson for 10 yards, TOUCHDOWN. DAL 17 – WAS 3 |
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| Commanders | This one is going to be a blowout |
| nosnothing | 11:14 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | This might be the best game of Dak’s career. Probably 400 yards and 5 TDs. |
| LionRoars1987 | 11:15 PM EDT | |
| What about the 2nd half? | |
| MWebber | 11:15 PM EDT | |
| In the first half | |
| Bigskins | 11:15 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | I don’t think I should watch this one. I see why they are so good against us. |
| WashNDUNC | 11:16 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Like I said, the experts are always right we are just not good team |
| wizskinzerrr | 11:17 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | I shaved my legs for this? |
| jdawgaz | 11:19 PM EDT | |
| (8:01) WAS Touchdown Overturned (Booth Review) | |
| Commanders | Replay will over rule it…. |
| DelawareDave | 11:20 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | No way that stands, sadly |
| Sephtical | 11:21 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Won’t stand. Refs trying to figure a way to hose us. |
| SkinsNM | 11:21 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Didn’t survive the ground |
| mistamoe2 | 11:22 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | That’s not a TD |
| Huxley college | 11:22 PM EDT | |
| (6:37) J.Daniels pass to S.Diggs for 4 yards, TOUCHDOWN DAL 17 – WAS 10 |
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| Commanders | DIGGSMAS |
| Sephtical | 11:27 PM EDT | |
| Are you sure it’s not DIGGSGiving | |
| Soup Dad | 11:28 PM EDT | |
| Diggsoween, that was a cool trick and a nice treat | |
| Barnunn | 11:28 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | It would be sooo good if we can hold right now. |
| iHoop | 11:32 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | A three and out! |
| dg28 | 11:33 PM EDT | |
| (5:01) DAL punts | |
| Commanders | Finally confident enough to crack open a beer. |
| Yankfully-Yours | 11:34 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | McLaurin racking up the almost-completion stats today. |
| iHoop | 11:40 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | JD is torching them on the ground. Demoralizing to the defense. |
| LionRoars1987 | 11:45 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Just tie the game. And, in the 3rd quarter we have the ball first score another TD … |
| mi6uk007 | 11:48 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Oh man…dude got his nutz stepped on |
| clp5150 | 11:50 PM EDT | |
| Damnnnnnnn | |
| Skinneheel | 11:51 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | That should have been a penalty against the Cowboys. Stepping on a player when he’s down |
| Barnunn | 11:51 PM EDT | |
| J.Daniels pass incomplete short right [J.Bullard]. WAS-J.Daniels was injured during the play. | |
| End of Half | |
| Commanders | Worst injury I’ve seen in a while |
| sloopdawgg | 11:52 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Give me worst possible way to end the half for 100, Alex. |
| iHoop | 11:54 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Season over |
| nosnothing | 11:55 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | My heart just broke…. |
| 33 In Green | 11:57 PM EDT | |
| Commanders | Well guys. This sucks. If I hear one darned “I told you so”, I’m reaching through my laptop and punching you in the throat. |
| PotRoast McGee | 12:00 AM EDT | |
| Third Quarter | |
| Commanders | I hate to transition, but if Mariota is locked in, he could still win this. |
| Eboracum | 12:11 AM EDT | |
| (13:07) Marcus Mariota Incomplete Pass, Intended For Dyami Brown.WAS Lost Challenge (Call Upheld) | |
| Commanders | Of course he’s out |
| Bigskins | 12:14 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | That is definitely a catch |
| Aclueric2 | 12:15 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | Refs quickly dismissing the TD. Gotta love it |
| nosnothing | 12:15 AM EDT | |
| (12:50) WAS field goal is GOOD DAL 17 – WAS 13 |
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| Commanders | The football Gods are punishing us for the Commanders name. |
| BIGCMR | 12:19 AM EDT | |
| (7:20) B.Aubrey 44 yard field goal is GOOD DAL 20 – WAS 13 |
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| Commanders | Aubrey is automatic |
| Bigskins | 12:28 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | An insurance commercial. They don’t show enough of them. |
| mistamoe2 | 12:29 AM EDT | |
| (7:15) M.Mariota pass to D.Brown to WAS 24 for no gain (J.Barham). FUMBLES (J.Barham), RECOVERED by DAL-D.Winters | |
| Commanders | Catch and fumble, Dallas ball … FFFFF!!! |
| WillThomas | 12:32 AM EDT | |
| (6:32) D.Prescott pass short middle to J.Ferguson for 12 yards, TOUCHDOWN DAL 27 – WAS 13 |
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| Commanders | Did Ferguson catch it? |
| Stepbacktrey | 12:34 AM EDT | |
| No need to review. Just have to trust the crew. | |
| nosnothing | 12:34 AM EDT | |
| I wanted to see more angles, as I’m not convinced he caught it cleanly. | |
| Stepbacktrey | 12:35 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | Think I’ll go now. Enjoy your day. |
| mistamoe2 | 12:35 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | I’ll watch one more series. Curious what else could go wrong. |
| burgundyNgold | 12:36 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | How quickly my energy changed. Damn. |
| sloopdawgg | 12:36 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | They have run the ball well today. |
| SassySinceBirth | 12:44 AM EDT | |
| (1:53) WAS 51 yard field goal is NO GOOD | |
| Commanders | This highly touted kicker appears to be another dud |
| SkinsNatsWizardsCaps | 12:47 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | Sad just sad |
| Beefeater | 12:47 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | Well I thought we could have made it to October before season was over but this has to be a new record |
| Anubis31 | 12:49 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | Was hoping we had a kicker. Maybe we do but that was not very close. |
| SassySinceBirth | 12:50 AM EDT | |
| Fourth Quarter | |
| Commanders | STOP REPLAYING THE FREAKING INJURY |
| MrParty | 12:55 AM EDT | |
| (13:22) B.Aubrey 60 yard field goal is GOOD DAL 30 – WAS 13 |
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| Commanders | 60-yrd field goal by Dallas and we miss from 51 and 54….. we can’t even get kicker right |
| Anubis31 | 12:58 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | Mariota actually looks decent knock on wood. |
| LionRoars1987 | 1:06 AM EDT | |
| He’s always been a great backup, I don’t know why people on here don’t seem to get it. | |
| Eboracum | 1:07 AM EDT | |
| Game thread is all about hating | |
| DCrez | 1:08 AM EDT | |
| (9:03) M.Mariota pass deep right to S.Diggs for 20 yards, TOUCHDOWN DAL 30 – WAS 20 |
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| Commanders | Great TD pass and catch! |
| Eboracum | 1:07 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | fuuny, the commercial is for an anti depressant. can I buy you all a round ? we’ll wash it down with a few shots |
| Barnunn | 1:10 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | A pick six and then a 3 and out we could steal this game. Okay someone wake me |
| WillThomas | 1:12 AM EDT | |
| (6:16) D.Prescott pass deep right to C.Lamb pushed ob at WAS 38 for 35 yards. | |
| Commanders | Tough to defend that |
| burgundyNgold | 1:18 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | Cee Dee is having a get-right game off of Mikey |
| amalaziz | 1:18 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | You knew Mike StandRealStil had to give up a big play. |
| SassySinceBirth | 1:19 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | Just face it guys. This team will never attract anything but flies. |
| comandstrips | 1:20 AM EDT | |
| (3:07) D.Prescott pass deep right to C.Lamb for 24 yards, TOUCHDOWN. DAL 37 – WAS 20 |
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| Commanders | Why not |
| Skeets83 | 1:23 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | They only threw that to get Dak the record. |
| dg28 | 1:23 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | The Cowboys literally gameplanned to throw at Sainristil every play. |
| Eboracum | 1:24 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | CeeDee was almost a foot higher in the air than Mikey |
| Barnunn | 1:24 AM EDT | |
| And that was before he jumped | |
| WashingtonFMJ_Bulletskins | 1:25 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | JFC, Cosmi with a concussion |
| Eboracum | 1:27 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | In a twisted way, Cosmi might have gotten the best outcome here – he just might not remember anything from this game. |
| Soup Dad | 1:28 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | yep, Fatman accidentally rung his bell. Friendly fire. Again. |
| mst1000 | 1:29 AM EDT | |
| Commanders | Brutal game. QB gone. LT gone. RG gone. Wow. |
| amalaziz | 1:33 AM EDT | |
| End of Game | |
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