Trolling The Nation for Cowboys vs Eagles. ‘This Cowboys kicker is an animal!’
The Dallas Cowboys beat the Philadelphia Eagles and we are celebrating with... TROLLING THE NATION!
It’s Victory Monday, which means it’s time to take another leisurely stroll through the comments of football fans across the SB Nation network as they were watching the Dallas Cowboys crush the Philadelphia Eagles to the tune of 33-13.
You probably can’t help but feel a certain Schadenfreude for Eagles fans as you read through what they and other fans said and thought as they watched the Cowboys put the game out of reach early.
At some point while reading the comments, you might even feel a slight sting of pity, but you’ve got to work through that. After all, Eagles tears are the sweetest tears.
— Shan Shariff (@1053SS) December 11, 2023
Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy our site guidelines, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.
| First Quarter | |
| Eagles | This is going to be a blow out one way or the other. Hoping it goes our way. |
| Negadelphia Norm | 00:59 EDT | |
| Steelers | Hoping for a dalLOSS in a high scoring track meet. |
| NAS204PSU | 20:04 EDT | |
| Commanders | Gotta root for Dallas tonight. We need them to have something to play for against us in the final game. |
| Demj | 20:12 EDT | |
| When they beat us 70-9? | |
| ShahShahS21T | 20:57 EDT | |
| 49ers | Want to see an “overtime” game with Cowboys winning. Beat da crap out of each other for 5 quarters!!!! |
| BigMar | 20:16 EDT | |
| Steelers | I think the SB winner will be out of the NFC this year. This game could very well be a preview of the NFC championship game. |
| Kyjake | 20:18 EDT | |
| Packers | The Eagles will probably take out last week's loss on the Cowboys. |
| WCBadger | 20:19 EDT | |
| Yeah, I don't think this game will be close. | |
| Wiedmann | 20:22 EDT | |
| Agree. If it was a regular Sunday game, it'd probably be cut away to a more competitive game at halftime, like Vikings-Raiders. | |
| TheGhostofaFan | 20:50 EDT | |
| 49ers | Still trying to get this Cowboys jersey on me, it's been really difficult so far. |
| bignerd | 20:19 EDT | |
| Eagles | I am suited up and ready to switch to a different TV in the house at a moment's notice if things start to go south. |
| GTMoskoff | 20:19 EDT | |
| Saints | Eagles defense has been porous for a month. Eagles are going to have to score, and often. |
| whatwasthat | 20:20 EDT | |
| Eagles | I can't wait for TTN this week. It's gonna be great! |
| JJ for President | 20:21 EDT | |
| Eagles | Were going to come out with a 44-6 level beating! Am I serious? Yes. Should I probably be drug tested? Most likely, yes. Do I recognize that? Also yes. |
| theuncoveredlamp | 20:22 EDT | |
| Eagles | Everything on the line. Eagles need to take this. If this team is what we think they are, they are going to go in there and win. |
| jXn | 20:23 EDT | |
| KICKOFF | |
| 49ers | Cowboys coach on the sideline less than one week after an appendectomy? That's insane! |
| Brn2bwild | 20:24 EDT | |
| Steelers | And some Dallas fans want a new QB. I always say I’ll trade ya. |
| Pittsblitz56 | 20:25 EDT | |
| Lions | Dallas moving the ball at will so far. |
| LionsTACKLE!!! | 20:25 EDT | |
| 49ers | Turpin looks like he's 5'6 135lbs. |
| marinfrs | 20:26 EDT | |
| 49ers | Eagles D line and secondary soft and overhyped. |
| Saint of Killers | 20:26 EDT | |
| Eagles | Defense already getting blown off the line of scrimmage and giving up chunk plays. |
| nononono | 20:26 EDT | |
| Eagles | I don’t believe the nonsense Bosa said about a blueprint to stop Hurts. But there is clearly a blueprint to attack the middle of this defense. Middle of our defense is cream-filled softness, like a Twinkie. |
| KyngJimbo | 20:27 EDT | |
| Eagles | When do we get the ball..? |
| JohnnyNight | 20:28 EDT | |
| After they score. | |
| RBHeadge | 20:28 EDT | |
| Steelers | Must be something to have an offense. |
| The Gif Sgt | 20:30 EDT | |
| 49ers | Cowboys have been playing very well the past few weeks, Cee Dee Lamb and Dak especially. |
| RaikkFan | 20:30 EDT | |
| (10:00) D.Prescott pass short left to C.Lamb for 13 yards, TOUCHDOWN. DAL 7 - PHI 0 |
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| Eagles | Man, it is time to admit this team is [so] overrated [it could fall up a tree]. This defense is cooked, Hurts has been sucking. Stick a fork in them. |
| insaneeaglesfanatic | 20:31 EDT | |
| Eagles | This defense is embarrassment to the city. |
| ToddSK | 20:31 EDT | |
| Eagles | Gonna be a shootout. Relax. |
| conquense | 20:32 EDT | |
| Unfortunately we don’t shoot back. | |
| Ksugunner | 20:32 EDT | |
| Lions | That’s what’s missing in Goff, he can’t get out of the pocket and extend the play and make accurate throws while on the move. |
| Forellma | 20:33 EDT | |
| Eagles | Sirianni is to blame as well. No [friggin'] adjustments, the team is stagnant and can't do [jack]. I'm so over his "yelling on the sideline" schtick, look at how the team is playing. |
| insaneeaglesfanatic | 20:33 EDT | |
| Eagles | Not a single blitz on that drive. Dak once again shreds the defense.. he is so comfortable playing against Philly it's really embarrassing. |
| Joey0210 | 20:34 EDT | |
| Dolphins | Eagles overpower Dallas. |
| heatforlife | 20:35 EDT | |
| Eagles | Brilliant......lineup with an empty backfield, nobody knows what's coming lol. |
| MrOilman | 20:36 EDT | |
| Eagles | Dude, Hurts, what are you doing, trying to hold the ball until 2024??? |
| insaneeaglesfanatic | 20:36 EDT | |
| Eagles | Maybe those pregame notes - "the one player we can afford to lose track of is Lamb - make sure you cover everyone else" were wrong? |
| Limey2020 | 20:36 EDT | |
| Eagles | Nobody is afraid of this team. Everybody coming out way harder than us. Our defense is Charmin. |
| phillyphanatic10 | 20:40 EDT | |
| Lions | Well. What do you know... if pressure comes from the edges, you can actually climb the pocket and look downfield!!! |
| golionsgo | 20:42 EDT | |
| 49ers | Bosa: "Here's a blueprint." Dallas: "Lol, we can't read." |
| no_such_thing_as_nothing | 20:42 EDT | |
| Steelers | Eagles have collapsed. |
| Yinzer. | 20:43 EDT | |
| Eagles | Hurts continues to be trash, and the idiot homers will continue to trash me for trashing on Hurts. |
| slashsnake | 20:43 EDT | |
| (5:42) J.Hurts FUMBLES (D.Wilson), RECOVERED by DAL-D.Wilson at DAL 21. | |
| Eagles | And the obligatory Hurts fumble. |
| eagleonmars | 20:43 EDT | |
| Eagles | Hurts has butterfingers. Dude fumbles all the [ever-loving] time. |
| (Un) | 20:43 EDT | |
| Dolphins | Can't stand the Eagles coach, don't know why. |
| Orchids_of_Asia_VIP | 20:44 EDT | |
| He’s a doosh. Really enjoy seeing them lose so that smug look is wiped off his face. | |
| CoJo11 | 20:45 EDT | |
| A lot of people think his face is so punchable lol. | |
| Orchids_of_Asia_VIP | 20:46 EDT | |
| Top 3 most punchable face of a head coach of all time lol. He’s honestly the perfect coach for that franchise. He matches those obnoxious fans lol. | |
| CoJo11 | 20:49 EDT | |
| 49ers | Jalen Hurts has butterfingers! |
| kentathuesen | 20:44 EDT | |
| Eagles | Get the turn over right back…. If we go down 14, we’re gonna abandon the run like some schmucks. |
| Be subpar for Ja'Marr | 20:44 EDT | |
| Eagles | Jalen Hurts is not the reason the Eagles win. They win in spite of him. It’s literally obvious every week. |
| PhiladelphiaDucks | 20:44 EDT | |
| Eagles | Went to the QB run too many times. When I do that in Madden, my QB always fumbles. |
| ddunlapjones | 20:45 EDT | |
| Yup | |
| axmanchops | 20:45 EDT | |
| Eagles | Dak is way too comfortable, not a single blitz yet. |
| Joey0210 | 20:48 EDT | |
| (5:06) 3rd & 9: D.Prescott pass deep right to C.Lamb to DAL 48 for 26 yards (B.Roby). | |
| Eagles | Is the gameplan to cover everybody BUT Lamb? |
| zeeterus | 20:48 EDT | |
| 49ers | Lol kicker off the street and we spent a high pick for Miss-Em Moody |
| falseintellect | 20:49 EDT | |
| Eagles | It's the same exact thing every time and they can't figure it out. I'm absolutely lost at what I'm watching. |
| Nullington_Void | 20:49 EDT | |
| Eagles | They have one guy to stop, and he's always open. |
| jXn | 20:49 EDT | |
| Eagles | Don't worry, they'll go for it. They're good for it right over the middle. |
| Nullington_Void | 20:50 EDT | |
| Eagles | I would go for it too. |
| DougPsBurner | 20:50 EDT | |
| Commanders | Philly defense is looking familiar to ours. |
| murtd1 | 20:51 EDT | |
| Eagles | Ran it right up our [tushie] on 4th down. |
| ClayBidwell | 20:51 EDT | |
| Eagles | Remember when we were all excited about Carter and Davis? Can't stop the run. |
| Fly Like An Eagle | 20:52 EDT | |
| Eagles | 3rd and 17.. right where they want us |
| conquense | 20:52 EDT | |
| (1:39) 3rd & 17: D.Prescott pass incomplete short left to M.Gallup. PENALTY on PHI-D.Slay, Defensive Pass Interference, 15 yards, enforced at PHI 47 - No Play. |
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| Eagles | It could be 3rd and 40 and I'd expect Dallas to convert. |
| Relocated_astro | 20:53 EDT | |
| Eagles | There's 'big play Slay' at it again. |
| slashsnake | 20:53 EDT | |
| Eagles | Slay put his arms completely around him.. so dumb. |
| JohnnyNight | 20:54 EDT | |
| 49ers | This Philly defense is crumbling before our eyes, their secondary and linebackers have been bad all year but even their D Line is nowhere near what it was last year. |
| coveman | 20:55 EDT | |
| 49ers | All of a sudden, the Chiefs and Eagles are getting called on all the penalties they’ve been committing for years. |
| Sticks49 | 20:56 EDT | |
| Eagles | This is a train I don't think we can stop. |
| Eagles13 | 20:56 EDT | |
| Eagles | Every Cowboy receiver going "where's the flag....this is ridiculous" |
| BoilerGrad2005 | 20:57 EDT | |
| And then there is Cox flopping every other play looking for weak holds. | |
| MisterFerro | 20:58 EDT | |
| Eagles | 60 yd kick, good Lord, he is going to get it, isn't he? |
| insaneeaglesfanatic | 20:57 EDT | |
| (0:50) B.Aubrey 60 yard field goal is GOOD DAL 10 - PHI 0 |
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| Packers | [Wow], that would have been good from almost 70. |
| Wiedmann | 20:57 EDT | |
| Eagles | Unfurling real. |
| axmanchops | 20:58 EDT | |
| Eagles | What a kick. |
| ryrytheslyguy1776 | 20:58 EDT | |
| Eagles | That would have been good from 70. |
| Phillypimpslapnu | 20:58 EDT | |
| Eagles | This defense looks like old ladies jumping out in front of a speeding bus. |
| Mrcogburn | 20:58 EDT | |
| 49ers | How much for the kicker? |
| Derekjallen | 21:00 EDT | |
| Eagles | Hopefully we can make another tough 60-yard drive and turn the ball over. |
| BandK | 21:00 EDT | |
| Bills | Dang...Mike McCarthy might have the biggest balls to pull off a gutsy decision like that. A 60-yard FG...and Brandon Aubrey (Who has never played college football in his life) makes it. Most NFL coaches wouldn't dare do that with the kind of field position they're on. But holy crap...that was something. |
| hawk7401 | 21:01 EDT | |
| Second Quarter | |
| Eagles | This has to be a TD drive. Or game will spiral out of control. |
| GMAN2017 | 21:04 EDT | |
| Eagles | 3 and out. |
| nybridevils | 21:05 EDT | |
| (14:54) (4th & 2, Punt formation) B.Mann pass O.Zaccheaus to DAL 39 for 28 yards | |
| Eagles | Omg!!! Creativity! |
| axmanchops | 21:06 EDT | |
| Eagles | Fake punt!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Gwaihir | 21:06 EDT | |
| Eagles | How is this team still not ready to play. Ridiculous. |
| gophili | 21:09 EDT | |
| Eagles | How did a team that was built for run blocking become so bad at run blocking? |
| Bleedgreen93 | 21:09 EDT | |
| By not running. | |
| bkeagle718 | 21:12 EDT | |
| Eagles | All of a sudden our sure-handed receivers are dropping balls? |
| BADDAD_007 | 21:09 EDT | |
| (12:34) PHI 52 yard field goal is GOOD DAL 10 - PHI 3 |
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| Eagles | MVP Elliott. |
| MrOilman | 21:09 EDT | |
| Eagles | In 3 minutes: 17-3. |
| nybridevils | 21:10 EDT | |
| Eagles | Our best quarterback is our punter. |
| zeeterus | 21:10 EDT | |
| 49ers | Imagine Philly loses today and next week in SEA. Would be magnificent. |
| NinerGuy81 | 21:11 EDT | |
| Eagles | So our best offensive play was called by our Special teams coordinator.. got it!!! |
| rabram17 | 21:11 EDT | |
| Steelers | Dallas offense is smooth. |
| The Gif Sgt | 21:13 EDT | |
| Eagles | Defense is not gonna hold too long against Dak. |
| rob80 | 21:13 EDT | |
| Giants | So if Philly loses tonight do we still have to listen to all of the Hurts apologists with the 'He's not healthy' excuse making, or can we just call him for what he is - a limited QB who needs to follow a very specific game plan to have success? |
| Cttribe73 | 21:14 EDT | |
| Eagles | Not only do I hate Dallas, but I have never hated a QB cadence more than I hate Dak Prescott’s right now. |
| NoClearRecovery | 21:15 EDT | |
| Dolphins | This Dallas offense gonna be a handful for us. |
| Orchids_of_Asia_VIP | 21:16 EDT | |
| Steelers | I hate the Cowboys. |
| Yinzer. | 21:17 EDT | |
| You’re a Steelers fan, goes without saying. | |
| SNW | 21:18 EDT | |
| Eagles | Cowboys just doing whatever they want against this defense. |
| EaglesArmy | 21:17 EDT | |
| Eagles | Just a slow death at this point. Their offense is marching at will. And our offense gets cute and can't sustain drives. |
| jXn | 21:17 EDT | |
| Commanders | We are a long way from the talent level of both these teams. |
| shally | 21:18 EDT | |
| 49ers | Dak is legit looking more comfortable against pressure. Nice sense of pressure, steps into pocket, eyes downfield. He keeps this up, Dallas is gonna be a problem in January. |
| GoNads79 | 21:18 EDT | |
| 49ers | 2023 Eagles one of the top ten most overrated teams of all time. |
| Saint of Killers | 21:18 EDT | |
| Jets | I thought the Eagles reputed inability to tackle in the back seven was overstated, I may have been wrong. |
| GreenSince69 | 21:19 EDT | |
| Eagles | This team is slowly imploding in front of our eyes. The offense is miserable. |
| VickT | 21:19 EDT | |
| Eagles | Having two rookie coordinators is finally catching up to us. The league has caught on, exposed us, and we can't adjust. |
| phillyphanatic10 | 21:19 EDT | |
| Packers | Just when I thought I couldn't hate Dallas any more, YEAH HERE WE GO. |
| Michael V Herndon | 21:20 EDT | |
| Giants | We took Bellinger seven spots ahead of Jake Ferguson. That's great. |
| dviswr20 | 21:20 EDT | |
| Eagles | They gonna score the tush push on us? That's messed up. |
| ryrytheslyguy1776 | 21:20 EDT | |
| (6:14) R.Dowdle right guard to PHI 1 for no gain. Dallas challenged the short of the goal line ruling, and the play was REVERSED. R.Dowdle right guard for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN. DAL 17 - PHI 3 |
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| Eagles | Tush push TD. |
| ryrytheslyguy1776 | 21:20 EDT | |
| Eagles | That’s going to be a TD. |
| KyngJimbo | 21:21 EDT | |
| Eagles | That is a TD. |
| insaneeaglesfanatic | 21:21 EDT | |
| Eagles | I don't know if there's enough evidence to overturn this. Ah, who am I kidding, they probably will say TD. |
| Gwaihir | 21:21 EDT | |
| 49ers | I don't think they overturn here but he was in, Eagles still insanely lucky. |
| Saint of Killers | 21:22 EDT | |
| Eagles | Give credit to McCarthy, he's got that offense humming. |
| jXn | 21:24 EDT | |
| Eagles | We've invested a stick of chewing gum and a ball of lint in the LB, safety and slot corner positions. Throw in unoriginal play calling and aged corners and it's pretty predictable. |
| MustbeaVulcan | 21:24 EDT | |
| Eagles | Have to count on Dallas slacking off thinking game is already won.. |
| JohnnyNight | 21:25 EDT | |
| Eagles | Hurts gonna die if he's not careful. |
| Gwaihir | 21:29 EDT | |
| 49ers | I’m damn surprised to learn that since the Dallas Cowboys hired Bill Parcells in 2003, they only have 4 losing seasons. That’s in the zip code of consistency that New England and Pittsburgh have experienced, just without championships and deep playoff runs. |
| CV93924 | 21:31 EDT | |
| Eagles | Dallas has indeed bloodied Philly’s nose. |
| Mrcogburn | 21:32 EDT | |
| Eagles | The Eagles HAVE to get a TD here. They can’t settle for a FG. |
| nononono | 21:32 EDT | |
| Eagles | Can someone re-make the burnt toast meme with basically the entire defense. |
| insaneeaglesfanatic | 21:34 EDT | |
| Giants | Makes me sick we passed on Micah Parsons when the entire community knew he'd be worth it. I never understood the trade down when we had him in our grasp. |
| Giantstep | 21:35 EDT | |
| Eagles | Hurts has the pocket presence of a lawn chair. |
| Some Kat | 21:35 EDT | |
| Eagles | Both coordinators are going to get fired. Siriani's seat is getting warm too. |
| euphronius2 | 21:35 EDT | |
| 49ers | Well, I like this blueprint also. |
| ninerminer | 21:36 EDT | |
| 49ers | Lane Johnson is a false start machine! Every damn snap. They've called it maybe once and never last week... |
| carpe | 21:36 EDT | |
| (1:48) PHI 44 yard field goal is GOOD DAL 17 - PHI 6 |
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| Eagles | At least we scored! |
| Gwaihir | 21:36 EDT | |
| Eagles | I fear what's coming in the next minute or so. |
| OhioEaglesGal | 21:36 EDT | |
| Eagles | Another blowout coming. |
| Gingersnaps33 | 21:36 EDT | |
| Eagles | Gee, is that what a blitz on 3rd and long looks like? |
| micronesianpaul | 21:37 EDT | |
| Eagles | How do you not have a hot route for that obvious all out blitz that everyone could see coming. |
| insaneeaglesfanatic | 21:37 EDT | |
| Eagles | Hey you think you're mad now? Wait till the Giants beat us. |
| Nullington_Void | 21:38 EDT | |
| Eagles | Worst 10-2 team I’ve ever seen. |
| (Un) | 21:38 EDT | |
| Eagles | Dallas will go right down the field. |
| EbbyCalvinLaLoosh | 21:38 EDT | |
| Giants | He’s not saying ‘Yeah, here we go.’ He’s saying, ‘Yeah, Philly blows.’ |
| Cttribe73 | 21:42 EDT | |
| Eagles | MM wanting that cheeseburger now that the appendix is out. |
| Mrcogburn | 21:43 EDT | |
| Eagles | Two penalties on the same player. But did he at least break up the pass? No. |
| eoos | 21:44 EDT | |
| Eagles | Nick Sirianni about to feel what it’s like when the honeymoon is over in Philly. |
| rabram17 | 21:45 EDT | |
| Eagles | Sirianni is A LOT less likeable when we are sucking. |
| JASON KELCE | 21:45 EDT | |
| Packers | Maybe we should have cut out McCarthy's appendix in 2014? |
| TheGhostofaFan | 21:46 EDT | |
| Eagles | I predicted 31-6 at half. Off by a TD. |
| nybridevils | 21:47 EDT | |
| Eagles | Prescott looks like Marino. |
| Mrcogburn | 21:48 EDT | |
| Eagles | Everyone calm down. I am sure we will get a field goal on the first drive of the second half. |
| Eaglenation22 | 21:48 EDT | |
| Dolphins | Philly looks like they’re wearing down for the playoff push. |
| Wildfin22 | 21:49 EDT | |
| 49ers | I hope Dallas completely demoralizes Philly this game and they go on a big losing streak. |
| psychofancy | 21:50 EDT | |
| Eagles | At this rate, I'm afraid our 42-19 loss is about to be eclipsed by 52-19. |
| Sea Lion | 21:50 EDT | |
| We aren't scoring 19. | |
| Some Kat | 21:51 EDT | |
| Eagles | Chiefs fan here, I’m just here because misery loves company. |
| ReggyReg | 21:50 EDT | |
| 49ers | BGN meltdown in progress. |
| 2017IsTheYear | 21:51 EDT | |
| 49ers | Dallas is running circles around the Eagles. |
| kentathuesen | 21:51 EDT | |
| Bills | Dallas is good. We better be ready to score some points next week. |
| mike.couch.75 | 21:52 EDT | |
| Eagles | Imagine falling to 10-3 and being the worst team in the league. What a joke. |
| kknight5282 | 21:52 EDT | |
| (0:20) D.Prescott pass short left to M.Gallup for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN DAL 24 - PHI 6 |
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| Eagles | Plenty of time for a pick six for Dallas. Come on |
| Nullington_Void | 21:54 EDT | |
| Eagles | The Eagles are going to get DESTROYED by the national media tomorrow. And rightfully so. Because they’ve been completely exposed as being frauds. This team is NOT a legit SB contender. They are way way WAY worse than last year’s team. |
| nononono | 21:54 EDT | |
| End of Half | |
| Eagles | Well I have better things to do with my time but I'll still read the hilarious comments. |
| RVS053063 | 21:56 EDT | |
| 49ers | BGN losing it, it's hilarious in there. |
| Markel100 | 21:57 EDT | |
| Eagles | Grow up people. The game is not over. Tired of all the constant negativity on the board during games each week. You’d never know the Eagles were 10-2 based on how most of you are constantly so negative. |
| IrishSteve | 21:57 EDT | |
| STFU. | |
| birdy | 21:58 EDT | |
| Eagles | The league has caught up to Sirianni's offense. It looks boring and predictable compared to the top teams in the NFC (SF and DAL). No motion, lack of running creativity, etc...He needs to adjust and throw in some wrinkles for the playoffs. |
| PHL2PDX | 21:58 EDT | |
| Eagles | Mahomes whining about flags at the end of the game is hilarious. |
| EaglesFanatic80 | 22:00 EDT | |
| Eagles | The good news is, Dallas is known for 2nd-half collapses. I predict we will win 41-34. |
| Sea Lion | 22:00 EDT | |
| Giants | It’s that time of year when I go visit the Bleeding Green Nation comment section and take it all in. |
| Madhops | 22:01 EDT | |
| Eagles | Mahomes complaining about a call at that point in the game? Are you kidding me lol??? |
| Your friendly optimistic Eagle | 22:01 EDT | |
| 49ers | Watching Mahomes cry just makes this day so much better! |
| Smalls_forever | 22:02 EDT | |
| Eagles | I don't think we should be counting the next 4 games as wins. |
| Eagles13 | 22:04 EDT | |
| Eagles | Bottom line is this team has failed the “eyeball test” for a heck of a lot longer than the last 2 weeks. Things are coming home to roost now |
| HoosierNovaDeac | 22:04 EDT | |
| Eagles | Cowboys told the Niners, "Hold my beer" |
| BADDAD_007 | 22:05 EDT | |
| Eagles | Nick Sirianni is Jason Garrett on Adderall |
| BandK | 22:05 EDT | |
| Third Quarter | |
| Eagles | Hurts fumble on opening drive just set the tone!! |
| TheDisciple | 22:08 EDT | |
| 49ers | Only thing that's pissing me off with this Eagles beat-down is all the Dak MVP talk is gonna be pumped up. |
| Markel100 | 22:09 EDT | |
| Eagles | Wow, a Swift run. Is this real life? |
| Gwaihir | 22:10 EDT | |
| Eagles | I nearly had a heart attack from shock at a Swift run. |
| theuncoveredlamp | 22:10 EDT | |
| 49ers | How is it that Micah Parsons can get sooo much push on Lane Johnson, but Bosa cannot??? |
| BigMar | 22:13 EDT | |
| Eagles | Bosa must have been correct when he said there's a blueprint to beating the Eagles. |
| RagsToRigginsIsBack | 22:13 EDT | |
| 49ers | Broadcast shows Lane Johnson vs Micah Parsons highlights. Good on Johnson that he didn’t do any egregious holds and only kinda false started once in those highlights. But he also didn’t exactly win any of the highlights (except the one where he had Parsons in a headlock). |
| smathis | 22:14 EDT | |
| (13:31) J.Hurts pass to A.Brown . FUMBLES (S.Gilmore), RECOVERED by DAL-D.Clark at DAL 37. | |
| Eagles | |
| QC8477 | 22:14 EDT | |
| Eagles | And another fumble... |
| RobTheEaglesFan | 22:14 EDT | |
| 49ers | That’s it Cowboys, take their soul! |
| ninebyninerwest | 22:15 EDT | |
| Eagles | Every play they're going for the rip cuz they know these clowns can't hold on to the ball. |
| denver eagles fan | 22:16 EDT | |
| Eagles | A Stop !! Amazing !!! |
| ClayBidwell | 22:17 EDT | |
| Eagles | A stop!! Xmas came early. |
| Jet27 | 22:17 EDT | |
| (12:02) DAL punts | |
| Saints | Man I’m not going to be able to take these Cowboy fans this week. |
| Oreck Vincent | 22:18 EDT | |
| Eagles | To all the haters who thought the Eagles would give up 11 straight scoring drives, I bet you feel dumb now that we know the cap is 10. |
| Your friendly optimistic Eagle | 22:20 EDT | |
| Lmao! | |
| Gwaihir | 22:20 EDT | |
| Got 'em | |
| Relocated_astro | 22:20 EDT | |
| Eagles | We might actually lose the division. Cowboys are peaking at the right moment. |
| VickT | 22:20 EDT | |
| 49ers | Just scrolling through Twitter it seems like everyone but Chiefs fans have turned on Mahomes for being a whiny little baby. |
| Saint of Killers | 22:21 EDT | |
| Eagles | Phunk. New meme is born |
| Tom Nicholson | 22:21 EDT | |
| The Philly Phunk | |
| BADDAD_007 | 22:21 EDT | |
| Eagles | Mahomes crying about a call at halftime has been the high point of this game so far. |
| MustbeaVulcan | 22:22 EDT | |
| Eagles | Oh look a Blitz… and it works. |
| Bigdaddy40 | 22:22 EDT | |
| (11:01) PHI punts | |
| 49ers | Dear Lord, please don't ever make us cheer for the Cowboys ever again. |
| 1776 or bust | 22:23 EDT | |
| 49ers | Skip is going to be insufferable tomorrow lol. |
| Gaiacreation | 22:23 EDT | |
| Eagles | Cowboys are going to embarrass this team and put up a lot of points. |
| el aguila | 22:23 EDT | |
| Did you mean to post this in the 1st quarter thread, Nostradamus? | |
| PhillyInMKE | 22:24 EDT | |
| Eagles | Leonard probably wondering if he should’ve waited another week to make his decision. |
| Gingersnaps33 | 22:26 EDT | |
| 49ers | Before AI becomes our overlord - but after it becomes smart enough to solve novel problems - I would like a way to mute the "here we go". |
| no_such_thing_as_nothing | 22:27 EDT | |
| (10:41) D.Prescott sacked at DAL 39 for -6 yards (F.Cox). FUMBLES (F.Cox), RECOVERED by PHI-J.Carter for 42 yards, TOUCHDOWN. DAL 24 - PHI 13 |
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| Eagles | Whoooooooooo, let's go!!!!! |
| Gwaihir | 22:27 EDT | |
| Eagles | CARTER! BIG BOI TUDDY! |
| Jarvin Driftwood | 22:28 EDT | |
| Eagles | THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! |
| Sea Lion | 22:30 EDT | |
| Eagles | Good thing I have plenty of Miller Lites! |
| BrotherlyLuv24 | 22:35 EDT | |
| To celebrate! | |
| jeagles05 | 22:36 EDT | |
| To drown sorrows. | |
| BrotherlyLuv24 | 22:36 EDT | |
| Eagles | We just let CD run free. |
| micronesianpaul | 22:37 EDT | |
| Eagles | Ah yes, let's let Cee Dee Lamb run uncovered in the field on a crosser on 3rd and short. GREAT [MARVELOUS] PLAN. |
| Relocated_astro | 22:37 EDT | |
| Eagles | Good blitz call, better execution by them. |
| MrOilman | 22:38 EDT | |
| Dolphins | Dallas has a heck of a TE group. |
| 72Phins4ever | 22:39 EDT | |
| 49ers | Refs had to step in and keep the Eagles in the game once again. |
| Saint of Killers | 22:40 EDT | |
| Ain’t called the Refereagles for nothing. | |
| smathis | 22:40 EDT | |
| Eagles | 3rd and long...close my eyes. |
| micronesianpaul | 22:41 EDT | |
| (6:05) 3rd & 15: PENALTY on DAL-T.Biadasz, Offensive Holding, 10 yards, enforced at PHI 33 - No Play | |
| Eagles | 3rd and really long...closing eyes again. |
| micronesianpaul | 22:42 EDT | |
| Eagles | The further it gets, the higher the odds of conversion |
| Relocated_astro | 22:42 EDT | |
| (4:49) B.Aubrey 59 yard field goal is GOOD DAL 27 - PHI 13 |
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| Eagles | I mean, well within this crazy dude's range. |
| Relocated_astro | 22:43 EDT | |
| Eagles | [Bless] this kicker. |
| Eaglefarts | 22:43 EDT | |
| Eagles | Aubrey is [gloriously] unreal. 29 consecutive FGs to start his career? |
| Sea Lion | 22:44 EDT | |
| Eagles | This Aubrey is cutting these long kicks right down the middle. |
| KyngJimbo | 22:44 EDT | |
| Eagles | Is there a position where the Eagles have the advantage over the Cowboys? |
| Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins | 22:44 EDT | |
| No. | |
| Shady54 | 22:45 EDT | |
| Security. | |
| RootForTheLaundry | 22:45 EDT | |
| Bills | This Cowboys kicker is an animal. He kicked a 61 yarder and a 59 yarder tonight. I can’t even see 59 yards. |
| Bobo Bill | 22:45 EDT | |
| Commanders | Aubrey pretty impressive tonight. |
| 1052skins | 22:46 EDT | |
| Dolphins | When you tell Philly to shove it they really take it to heart. |
| 72Phins4ever | 22:48 EDT | |
| Eagles | TD here and it is a new game. |
| TheDoctorisrealin | 22:48 EDT | |
| Eagles | FG's dont matter anymore it's TD or bust. |
| Joey0210 | 22:49 EDT | |
| Eagles | Go for it. |
| ClayBidwell | 22:50 EDT | |
| (0:25) 4th & 8: J.Hurts pass to D.Smith to DAL 29 for 1 yard (S.Gilmore). Turnover on downs. | |
| Steelers | I miss the days when we could blitz like that and get pressure. |
| The Gif Sgt | 22:51 EDT | |
| Eagles | Apparently, throwing for 2 yards when you need 11 on 3rd down is the new META. Same on 4th down. |
| zeeterus | 22:51 EDT | |
| Eagles | Who called that play? |
| 949kman | 22:51 EDT | |
| Eagles | Never mind what I said about momentum. |
| el aguila | 22:51 EDT | |
| Eagles | Steph Gilmore has been dominant in the secondary. |
| KyngJimbo | 22:51 EDT | |
| Eagles | Why can't Jalen understand a blitz is coming? |
| jabberb | 22:51 EDT | |
| Because if you make him actually play QB, he isn't good | |
| Some Kat | 22:51 EDT | |
| Eagles | Getting kinda tired of Jalen’s moping resting face |
| Philadelphia Eagles 521 | 22:52 EDT | |
| Fourth Quarter | |
| 49ers | Philly's ego is writing checks their team can't cash. |
| RockieDad | 22:53 EDT | |
| Eagles | Dallas hired a real defensive coordinator and we have Desai. |
| HammerofThor34 | 22:54 EDT | |
| Eagles | The Eagles are in free fall. |
| reverse-reverse-reverse | 22:54 EDT | |
| Eagles | I know we are ticked at the coordinators, but at some point Nick needs to own this mess. |
| Eagles13 | 22:55 EDT | |
| Oh it is definitely his fault since he brought these guys in to run his team. | |
| MandoloKal | 22:56 EDT | |
| Meh. It's really Howie's fault. Howie needs to sign off on it when the bottom line comes. | |
| slashsnake | 22:57 EDT | |
| They worship Howie in these parts. | |
| ddunlapjones | 22:57 EDT | |
| Steelers | Cowboys scheme open slants/crossers, and use their TE in the middle. Who would’ve thought? |
| FantasyFanatic7 | 22:58 EDT | |
| Saints | Looks like somebody solved the Eagles puzzle. Sorry that it’s the Cowboys. |
| Philistine | 22:58 EDT | |
| Eagles | And Geno Smith put up 35 against them lol. |
| MrOilman | 22:58 EDT | |
| Lord, he’s gonna whoop our [patootie] next week isn’t he? | |
| eagleonmars | 23:00 EDT | |
| My point, genius, is that Geno put up 35 against the Dallas defense and your wonderboy Jalen has 6. | |
| MrOilman | 23:03 EDT | |
| Eagles | Prescott is 1-2-3 drop, ball out, and on time. |
| denver eagles fan | 22:59 EDT | |
| Eagles | Already in FG territory. |
| Relocated_astro | 23:00 EDT | |
| Eagles | [That delightful fellow] Ferguson is a monster. |
| Starkad2! | 23:01 EDT | |
| Eagles | GIVE US THREE PICK-SIXES AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE. |
| Sea Lion | 23:02 EDT | |
| (9:40) B.Aubrey 45 yard field goal is GOOD DAL 30 - PHI 13 |
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| Eagles | That dude might not ever miss. |
| ClayBidwell | 23:03 EDT | |
| Eagles | Gonna be a long week listening to Cowboys fans at work. |
| Always Hurts | 23:07 EDT | |
| Eagles | Somewhere in LA, Carson Wentz is laughing. |
| Starkad2! | 23:08 EDT | |
| At a mirror. | |
| Phillysf | 23:09 EDT | |
| Eagles | Anybody else tired of Dak alway lighting up the Eagles, they do nothing to make him uncomfortable. |
| Joey0210 | 23:08 EDT | |
| Eagles | Old [honorable] Gilmore shutting down AJ is pathetic. |
| Simple Jakk | 23:10 EDT | |
| Eagles | Gilmore is good as [a Fredericksburg peach] man… older than Slay too. |
| Be subpar for Ja'Marr | 23:10 EDT | |
| Lions | The Lions play the Cowboys in Dallas? Ouch. |
| Singledigit | 23:12 EDT | |
| (6:38) J.Hurts pass to D.Smith. FUMBLES (M.Bell), RECOVERED by DAL-M.Hooker at DAL 12. | |
| Eagles | Another fumble LOL. |
| EaglesFanatic80 | 23:12 EDT | |
| Eagles | Fumble number 3. Fitting way for this game to end. |
| RobTheEaglesFan | 23:13 EDT | |
| Eagles | Seattle is going to eat this team alive. |
| Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins | 23:14 EDT | |
| Eagles | WE could have been losing 37-6 right now. |
| Sea Lion | 23:16 EDT | |
| Eagles | Three captains fumble the ball, can't make this [tomfoolery] up. |
| Joey0210 | 23:16 EDT | |
| 49ers | Cowboys are looking pretty good. The Eagles? They look like hot poo. |
| Carve Grind | 23:18 EDT | |
| So hot it's steaming. | |
| Derekjallen | 23:18 EDT | |
| Eagles | Hey mods can u just put up the Eagles lost article now? |
| Eaglefarts | 23:18 EDT | |
| Eagles | I'm so sick of Dak sitting back there doing whatever he wants.. |
| Joey0210 | 23:19 EDT | |
| Eagles | I'll take another Aubrey FG for my fantasy team please. |
| MrOilman | 23:19 EDT | |
| Eagles | I actually think Dallas kills Miami… Buffalo is gonna have to beat them. |
| Be subpar for Ja'Marr | 23:21 EDT | |
| Dolphins | This kicker is unreal, 29 for 29. |
| heatforlife | 23:23 EDT | |
| Eagles | 2 weeks ago I said this team was lucky to be 10-1 and I got a bunch of grief for it. |
| piratefan74 | 23:26 EDT | |
| (1:08) B.Aubrey 50 yard field goal is GOOD DAL 33 - PHI 13 |
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| Eagles | I'm seriously scared, how does this Aubrey guy never miss? Is he a T-1000 Terminator? |
| Sea Lion | 23:27 EDT | |
| Steelers | Cowboys kicker has 22 points. Thank god I own him. |
| Yinzer. | 23:28 EDT | |
| 49ers | That Dallas kicker is something else. His kicks are straight as an arrow even from 60 yards. |
| kaepernicking | 23:29 EDT | |
| Kinda weird since last year their kicker couldn't even make an XP at one point. | |
| Captain Jack's Ghost | 23:52 EDT | |
| That 60 yarder he made was good from 75. What a weapon. | |
| Supafishal | 00:40 EDT | |
| End of Game | |
| Eagles | I'm starting to think we gave Hurts his money too soon. |
| FreeKellyGreen | 23:30 EDT | |
| Eagles | Dallas is going to win the Super Bowl. |
| phillyphanatic10 | 23:30 EDT | |
| Stop it. | |
| ddunlapjones | 23:30 EDT | |
| Maybe if CMC jumps off the Golden Gate. | |
| Be subpar for Ja'Marr | 23:30 EDT | |
| Dolphins | Eagles coach don’t look so arrogant now!! |
| Wildfin22 | 23:31 EDT | |
| Eagles | The only problem with Dallas beating Philly is people will just say Dallas still hasn't beaten a good team.... |
| randomguy48 | 23:32 EDT | |
| Eagles | The crying Sirianni sign is 100 percent Siranni's fault and should never be forgotten. |
| Starkad2! | 23:32 EDT | |
| Giants | Welp... Cowboys fans are gonna be insufferable after that game. Then again, Eagles fans would have been too if they won so... If only there was a way they both lost, lol. |
| Lucky | 23:34 EDT | |
| 49ers | Looks like Dallas has a blueprint too. |
| WelcomeToTheBrock | 23:37 EDT | |
| Eagles | Man, I’ve always been a big Steph Gilmore fan. I hate seeing him wearing that [sublime and dazzling] star. |
| KyngJimbo | 23:37 EDT | |
| Lions | We're gonna get stomped in Dallas. |
| Adam P. Henderson | 23:40 EDT | |
| Eagles | I wish we had been 5-7 so that people could still say the Cowboys haven't beaten a winning team. |
| Sea Lion | 23:42 EDT | |
| Commanders | My ole lady is a DIEHARD COWBOYS Fan, the ISH I gotta hear with nothing to say about our Commanders. |
| murtd1 | 23:46 EDT | |
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